my blog is great but have u seen my ass

(Source: euo)



carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that



nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

image

(Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b)



e-q-u-i-t-a-t-e:

Equestrians: Yo! That’s fifty dollars for a polo shirt. Bargain.



(Source: digibitch)



I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

katrina-27-:

losed:

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

Yes please! :3

(Source: beautifulandscary)



thickthighcutiepie:

Ajak Deng just posted this on her Instagram..
MISSING: my friend Ataui Deng has been missing for 10 days. She was last seen in the Lower East Side of New York City. She is 5 feet 10 inches tall and slim. If you see her please email FindAtaui@gmail.com. Thank you

thickthighcutiepie:

Ajak Deng just posted this on her Instagram..

MISSING: my friend Ataui Deng has been missing for 10 days. She was last seen in the Lower East Side of New York City. She is 5 feet 10 inches tall and slim. If you see her please email FindAtaui@gmail.com. Thank you


captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

(Source: 4gifs)



Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

arcountryboy:

armedplatypus:

butmuhgains:

132,907 MANLETS HAVE REBLOGGED OR LIKED THIS POST

5’9 MASTER RACE

OUT OF MY WAY, PEASANTS, OR I MAY STEP ON YOU

That’s cute….. 6’1 and up MASTER RACE

5’2”!!!

(Source: nuocmamboi)




toocooltobehipster:

toocooltobehipster:

vine by christoph powers

IM NOT SURE IF I MADE THE GIFS TOO FAST OR HE JUST HAS REALLY FAST BODY/FACIAL MOVEMENTS